> Papa (to the boy) – The girls are coming to see you,
Tell more salary.
Girl’s father (to the boy) – How much do you earn?
Boy- Yes, my salary is 1.5 crores.
But 8000 is available after cutting.
> Wife- Listen, in which season do chillies grow?
Husband – does not appear in any particular season,
When you speak the truth, then it happens.
> Doctor – How are you? Stopped drinking or not?
Patient- Yes doctor, I have completely left it. If someone requests more, then I drink it.
Doctor- Very good… and who is this brother with you?
Patient- Yes, he has been kept for request.
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> The owner said to the servant – I am going to the market, you take care of the shop, if someone gives an order, then fulfill it well.
When the owner came after some time, he asked the servant – did you get any order?
The servant said – Yes, he had come, he ordered to stand in the corner with both hands up.
I accepted the order and he left with the money safe.
> Titu asked his girlfriend – Why do you look like a Chinese?
Girlfriend- My father was from China.
Titu- You never introduced?
Girlfriend- She is no more in this world
Titu- Yes, where do Chinese goods last for long?
> Chhedi Lal- Quickly give me a glass of juice, there is going to be a fight.
After drinking a glass of juice,
Chhedi Lal – Give me one more glass of juice, fight is about to happen.
Juswala – When will the fight happen?
Chedi Lal – When you ask for money.
When the mother advised to stay away from naughty children, the son was shocked to hear this answer!
> “Chantu has become a goon”
Chantu called a famous Seth.
Chantu- O Seth send 10 lakh rupees, otherwise,
Seth- Who are you speaking brother.
Chantu- I am the brother of Ariya, Bol Riya.
Seth- Ok, is your sister’s name Ariya?
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