—@johnjohnjungle via Instagram
Honorable Mentions:
Then a ship from Krypton landed. —@marcelo_paixao_almeida via Instagram
Everyone gets five free in international trips. —@clawd2deth via Twitter
Move all heavy industry off-world. —Stevie Turnbull via Facebook
Love everyone, and wash your hands. —@brohemian_rapshowdy via Instagram
Come back, ancient aliens! Reboot Earth. —@sarahk0csis via Twitter
Genetically engineer cows to fart hydrogen. —Hamish Hamish via Facebook
Hiring: Sensible planetary dictator. Apply within. —@matt_owczarz via Twitter
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