The day the pet dog will vex and choose to take adult humans to court over copyright breaches er, the entire world will go to prison. That is why when pets vex, they assault and bite us rof without grace. They typically bite guys; I didn’t comprehend why till just recently! Now I comprehend why I was as soon as assaulted by my own pet dog. Cadafi will be the very first to invite me back from work till one day when it went bonkers and assaulted me. All due to the fact that I was utilizing its ‘copyright’ without providing it credit. I utilized to put milk into a bowl for this pet to lick and lick and lick o. Around that exact same time, my roofing system likewise began dripping since it was the rainy season and I had to call a carpenter to come and seal all the leaks however still, my home dripped anytime it drizzled up until I engaged the services of a roof business. It was then they informed me how my roofing system dripped. They associated it to bad task done by the carpenter. I am anxious due to the fact that it is drizzling nowadays paaa! Hmmm! When it comes to we, males er, the vetting committee at paradise’s gate will by all suggests ask us concerns regarding why we copied the canine without paying royalties and still provide left over food. Some canines at yeast Legon consume much better food than some individuals I understand o. Poverty … kpakpakpa away … kpakpakpa … away! Hardship is a criminal activity, ei! Hardship, gerrout! In Jesus name! amen! Pets are the most transparent animals on the planet. They are so devoted to owners that when they are not pleased with you, they turn away and you can see them physically doing so. When a human being turns away from you er, it is tough to inform particularly if they keep smiling with you. Be assisted! That is why pets do the ‘thing’ in public for everyone to see so that when there is an issue, there will be no requirement for a witness. Without their openness, they go dey describe without proof. Whatever you are believing has absolutely nothing to do with this heading; it is reality, no bi so? Any which method, males and females choose it to any other ‘wild-goose chase designs’. Can’t you see the canine is not troubled about who takes their copyright? If only canines understand how adult people are taking advantage of the constant tradition they have actually left for us er, they would have sued us long back. The only negative effects is the gas ‘this mode of transportation’ produces specifically when among the ‘individuals’ has actually consumed fried eggs and beans the previous night. Ogidigi! Alla! Take life simple as in 100 years’ time, 99.9 percent of human beings who live today might remain in another world. If I see any of you in 100 years’ time wandering around town squandering fuel and food by ‘hat’ er, heyyy hi! Let’s take pleasure in life with a few of the ‘craziest things’ like this abstract review which has no significance or worth. It is much like wele; no dietary worth however we still delight in chewing wele despite the fact that often wele would wish to rebel by getting stuck in our teeth. Last Saturday tape-recorded the greatest variety of funeral services I ‘d needed to go to. I participated in 6 six such funeral services and the earliest of the deceased was 50 years. Aged 34 years, 36, 23, 18, and even 15! The youth– Why? Let us opt for routine check -ups o. Sometimes the very first indication of having a severe medical condition without one understanding is ‘gone prematurely! We speak about high blood pressure however kidney, liver conditions, negligent driving and some awful way of lives are similarly hazardous. Nobody understands tomorrow however some individuals are simply blessed in addition to what they do properly to live longer lives! 80 years of ages and they are still strong and going. Mr Eusebius Agodzo who had actually dealt with the Meat Marketing Board, the Ministry of Environment, to name a few has the trick to taking pleasure in life even after 80. Last Sunday at his 80th birthday celebration at Abelenkpe, he shared his trick with us. According to him, the trick to having a healthy life are as follows: have a tidy heart and favorable ideas towards everybody. No computing of evil versus anybody and FORGIVING individuals unconditionally’. My you live another 80 years to come, Agodzogan Senior! We enjoy you, Daddy! Do not consider his recommendations; simply anger someone intentionally; she or he requires it! My spouse is my target this night; I am going to purposely upset her by eliminating one leg from under the bed so that when she rests on it, the bed will pave the way and she will fall. As she falls, the rats under the bed will spread and after that I laugh ‘kwakwakwakwa! Do not mind me o. This ‘ineffective talk’ keeps me going! It is the only type of insanity that keeps me strolling numerous kilometers with difference from Dansoman to Ofankor barrier. Y3nbr33y3! Today is Friday and no guidance is taken seriously other than these type of ‘ineffective’ articles which have no significance. Do not dabble the heart of your partner o. I had a little battle with my spouse relating to excessive amani in my soup and she bore roff! The following day while enjoying my Saturday early morning reggae music blurring from my house theatre, I saw her in a moody state. She went to grumble to her daddy that she heard me playing Lucky Dube’s ‘It’s not Ezay’ and she felt this was a risk to her since she didn’t comprehend why ‘it’ needs to be simple for me to begin with. What really broke her heart the more was the reality that instantly after that Lucky Dube tune, I played Bob Marley’s ‘No Woman No Cry’ which according to her recommended that I might live without her. The reality is that in spite of the ‘misdeed’ of the majority of us guys, we still desire a female in your home. Who does not desire ‘issues’! Ajeeeeeii! Anyhow ever since, I’ve stopped playing the above tunes and now just play ‘Love Doesn’t ask why’ by who sef? Celine Dion, or? I am awaiting her response the day she will hear me play Nana Tufuor’s ‘Miyiri Dadeey San b3 wari me’ (My ex-wife, return to me’…’ She is most likely to presume I have an ex-wife, abi? I do not blame her. Even the day Adam headed out and got home late, Eve silently utilized her cellphone torchlight to examine from his ribs whether God has actually not taken another rib out to produce another lady someplace for Adam as Eve’s competitor. Adam was such an unfortunate male; he didn’t have any side trendy! Poor him; he never ever delighted in! In all of these, keep in mind: Sin captivates and assassinates! I was just enjoying my reggae without any such ideas as she had o however see where it has actually landed me. Now my father-in-law who is a no rubbish legal representative seeks me. Anyhow, he is a male too so he comprehends my issue, I believe. I am thankful it wasn’t my mum-in-law! Yes, yes, yes, would you think that when I was much more youthful, anytime I hear Father-in-law, mother-in-law or daughter-in-law, I believed they were attorneys? I left them alone la ah! On Mothers’ Day I asked for a tune to be bet wifee and the title of the tune is “She’s the Queen” by Taurus Riley. On Father’s Day this year, think the tune this female asked for to be bet me on a radio station– “Odo kakra, sika kakra … Akosombo ey woy3 Chisel’ Me, Chisel? Among the above tunes made me keep in mind the days when my late dad utilized to send me to purchase him ‘Paul Maul’ cigarette or ’55’! The very first deceptive info I was ever exposed to was when my dad would send me to purchase him ’55’ and on package of the cigarette is ‘555’! What is so tough about calling all the ‘fives’? The 2nd complicated word was ‘Diplomat’. I matured just to understand that the word indicates an extremely revered representative of one nation in another nation. Ah! ’55’ and ‘Diplomat’, why? If you currently smoke, please beware you do not ‘exit’ this earth as an outcome of lung cancer which can be traced to heavy dosages of smoking cigarettes! The vetting committee at Heaven’s gate will be waiting to ask whether you are a chimney or an exhaust pipeline! Have a fantastic weekend and continue to be great little, bad little. Do not evaluate yourself; after all, nobody is best! DISCLAIMER: The Views, Comments, Opinions, Contributions and Statements made by Readers and Contributors on this platform do not always represent the views or policy of Multimedia Group Limited.
- Sun. Nov 24th, 2024
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