> Doctor- One of your kidneys has failed.
Titu – At first he cried a lot, then wiping his tears said – Sir, also tell me by how many marks have you failed?
> Two friends talking to each other.
First- Yaar, according to the Indian serial, if the lamp is extinguished it means someone has rolled.
Second- and the plate of worship fell, that means there was an accident.
Both laughed out loud and said this is fixed.
> Girlfriend- Listen, my skin has become very oily…
Tell me, what should I plant?
Boyfriend- This low vim bar, it will remove all the greasiness.
Then the boyfriend got beaten up and then the breakup.
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> TT caught Ravi on the platform.
Show TT-Ticket.
Ravi- Hey, I didn’t even come in the train.
TT- What is the proof?
Ravi- Hey, the proof is that I don’t have a ticket.
> Boy- do you love me?
Girl- no.
Boy- Then ask your sister only, maybe she does a little too much.
Jokes: Knowing this reason for not keeping fast for husband after marriage will make you laugh
> Maid- Madam, come quickly, your child has eaten a mosquito.
Mistress- hey call the doctor quickly
maid-mistress nothing to worry
I have given the child All Out.
> Girl- Coming from dizziness since morning.
Doctor- Your pulse is going fine, just like a clock.
Girl- Oh no, you have put your hand on my watch instead of pulse by mistake.
Jokes: Something like this used to happen with the husband as soon as the wife started singing, you will laugh knowing
> A boy was standing in the bus. When the brake was applied, it fell on a girl.
Girl – What are you doing, you scoundrel?
Boy- Graduation and you?
> Teacher- Children, a great person is one who always helps others.
Gappu- Sir, neither you show your greatness in the exam, nor do you let us show it to each other.
The teacher has stopped speaking.
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